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The List

A tit-for-tat list each party of a couple makes for being the reason why their relationship is ending.
Every time we break up...you come up with a list of shit that blames me for all our problems! Well guess what! I have The List of shit on you, too, this time!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 7, 2021
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elevator list

An elevator list is a list of all of the people that you're allowed to have sex with if your ever stuck in an elevator with them.
LUCAS: Isn’t it ‘Five Minutes in the Closet’?

BROOKE: Yeah, if you’re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?

SKILLS: What?

BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you’re allowed to have sex with if you’re ever stuck in an elevator with them.

SKILLS: Halle Berry.

FERGIE: Beyonce.

PEYTON: Jack Black.

MOUTH: Brooke Davis.

BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others names…five minutes in the elevator
by Sarah. C. November 14, 2005
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shit list

He's on the shit list. Don't let him in.
by Neurowave February 22, 2003
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waiting list

Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.

For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.

That's what they say, but nobody knows.
"We'll put you on the waiting list."
"Ah shit the waiting list!"
by Hello moto August 15, 2006
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listen here buddy

When a white male is about to get extremely mad.
Now listen here buddy im gonna have you to stop right there.
by Embher December 23, 2018
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Listen

A word to end the conversation because they proved you wrong and/or had a funnier rebuttal.
"listen."
by mezziee July 4, 2020
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Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011
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