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ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
Me:

Jérémy: ling maos
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
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fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
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Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024
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Ling

a secret word that can be used in class
no one knows what ling is but basically it is dick in hindi
ALSO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND THAT WOULD RUIN THE JOKE BY SPREDING IT TO THE CLASS!
my ling hurts!
everyone laughs in confusion
by snodre January 10, 2022
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Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive
I wanna show you something linga-ling.
by petete the pipe June 30, 2023
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Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks
Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night
by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018
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the reversed ling lang

When the girl gets the mans penis and punches it into a pulp until the guy nuts
Omg I gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he nutted in my eye
by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022
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