Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

pinga linging

WOW
attractivness

wow dude, im so pinga linging

OH HAI THERE SEXY BEAST YOUR PINGA LINGING (looking in the mirror)

by ILOVECOOKES January 7, 2012

fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

Ling En

someone far too important to not have an urban dictionary definition

dude0: what did u say i couldn't hear
dude1: i said Ling En
dude0: Oh Ling En? she's insane yeah

by o788576760 November 22, 2021

Linges

Just and simply the best. You'll never meet anyone like him. You may want to date him but he wouldn't bother cause he's the best. He loves nothing but himself

I am Linges.

by The best user November 22, 2021

Cai Ling

A beautiful and funny girl with a wacky sense of humour. Gym gal. But doesn’t get enough sleep and needs to shit at random times.

Do you need to go to the toilet again?

Yes
You are such a Cai Ling

by Jimmygirl November 22, 2021