liberty's kids

A historical show for first graders that your teacher makes you watch even though it teaches you nothing.

You: "Ms. Teacher what is our social studies homework for today?"

Teacher: "Liberty's Kids"
The Whole Class: "Groans"

by MT on switch March 25, 2021

piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

by Chadman July 25, 2008

georgia lambert

On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.

Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.

Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.

by Sir Phillytons July 21, 2010

Libertine

Often meant in a negitive way. A libertine is someone who ignores and spurns religious norms, accepted morals, and who often indulges in taboo acts. See hedonism.

The Marquis de Sade is often reffered to an an libertine.

by OneBadAsp November 20, 2006

Statue of Liberty

a heterosexual act that involves double penetration with a ratio of 2 men and 1 woman; it is performed similarly to the Eiffel Tower position, except the men are holding one pair of hands at chest level to resemble the Declaration of Independence Tablet, and the other pair are holding a bottle of whiskey in the air to resemble the Torch

Girl: "I got Statue of Liberty 'd so hard at that 4th of July party"

by jesusstepfather March 17, 2015

Liberty

A really nice girl that care a lot about other people. She is also really pretty. She is also really funny.

Wow tha liberty is really pretty and funny.

by Enderbgg December 20, 2016

Libertarian

A Republican who wants to smoke pot and have wild sex.

Bob Barr voted for the Patriot Act, but somehow got addicted to pot and butt sex, so he became a Libertarian so it wouldn't look so bad if someone found out about it.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009