A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
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Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
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