Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

louser

A combination of the word Loser and Louse (the singular of lice) used to describe the most annoying type of creep. Originally coined at WPI.

Courtney: Yeah, he decided to live at home.
Robert: Living at home in college? What a louser.

by tedium July 1, 2005

luuser

133t like word for loser.

ur such a luuuser u n00b

by TerMInaTER August 15, 2003

laser

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

by HD Penguin June 2, 2011

lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers

This one luser asked me how to copy a disk when she doesn't knwo how to fit two disks in the drive at once.

by dislexus October 23, 2001

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006