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Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
by biggymcmac October 18, 2017
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Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
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buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna
by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022
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Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
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Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank
Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'
by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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