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Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.
That guys such a landon.I wish I were that girl!
Landon by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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Long story short girls wanna fuck landon because he’s athletic,tall,wealthy,caring, and most importantly has a big dick I’m talking 8 inches 100% of the time.Landon waits for women to ask him out because he’s to busy in life to ask them.
That kids living a landon life
Landon by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying
Landon is a nerd.
Landon by Rvcsdg ge March 24, 2022
a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
landon by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
person1: Look there’s landon
person2: let’s jump him
Landon by sexy corben March 25, 2022
Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
Look at that cool guy Landon, I bet he own a very cool lightsaber
Landon by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
this guy mains anji in guilty gear strive. this guy is literally anji
Trevor: did you see Landon's anji last night?
Marcus: yeah dude, he is literally anji it's insane.
Landon: Fuck you
Landon by anjimain April 1, 2022