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Lansing Landslide

When you put dirt in a chic's pussy and fuck her until your and her cum and fluids make it into mud.

I gave my bitch a Lansing Landslide last night, it looked like shit, but it felt so good.

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Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

lannings by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

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A phenomenon that occurs when you have sex with a russ (norwegian senior) and you have the opportunity to borrow his russe hoodie

"Omg she got lånings, she totally fucked him"

Lånings by Norway2018 March 16, 2018

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Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

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A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

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A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.

You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.

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