Lance

Lance: person and somethings thing.can be used a as swear word or being late. Sex drive if a mad man but not always in full function :(. Would go to the ends of the earth for you or beat the shit out of you if necessary. Only person who can piss you off and you’re still out mad

When will he be here, oh he’s on lance time so about a week.

by Waiting for Superman November 7, 2021

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out

Wow lance be gay

by IamLust September 8, 2021

Lance

Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.

“Salutations! Sir Lance! I have brought in another client!”

by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019

Lance Blakeney

A fake homo stereotype who is just really fucking annoying

Your such a lance Blakeney bro...

by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024

Lance

A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied

You kiss like a Lance
Make a Lance plan
Look at that professional, he must be a Lance

by Azrielli November 21, 2021