by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024
Get the Lance Stroll'dmug. by The cat in the bat August 8, 2024
Get the Lance Primamug. A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023
Get the Lancedmug. by IamLust September 8, 2021
Get the Lancemug. She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. 1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022
Get the trey lancemug. An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
by placid! January 15, 2023
Get the Lancemug.