Lance

Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍

“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”

by LanceTan I Love You Only~ September 30, 2021

Lance

the hot fascist dude from EBF

lance. fuck he’s hot

by pyuntanyl March 16, 2024

Lance

Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪

Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok

by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

lance lacap

is bluevenom on youtube

lance lacap is my brother

by lanstt August 14, 2021

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014