Lachanophobia

fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

by acowfrog July 21, 2009

Lachancin' it

When you lower your standards and have sex with someone that you would likely get an STD from.

"Look at that haggard chick Mark is hittin' on,"
"Yeah, He's totally lachancin' it tonight."

by PCHR December 19, 2008

Lachlyn

Stubborn and Defiant;
Very good looking;

LachlynLachlanLocklan

by missbel November 25, 2011

Lochlan Moment

A moment where is is very cringe and awkward

Girl: My Grandma just died
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Locstar2022 February 18, 2022

LaChance

When having unprotected sex with a women, the male only pulls out after he already starts to cum in her. Leaving a 50/50 chance of pregnancy.

Chauncy: "Hey did you wear a condom before you violated that slam pig."

Chris: "No, I'm a risk taker. So I decided to give her a LaChance."

by eddiemush November 14, 2011

lochlan

a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend

jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next

by datsurfchick June 24, 2014

lachlannnn

lachlan means it goes deep and hard

lachlannnn loves to do it hard

by opiuytdrxytfguhijopuycftxdrtfg May 26, 2019