Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

snake kicker

An old person who is rude and doesn't care what people think

Gee that old bloke is such a snake kicker!

by mrvautin June 26, 2015

rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.

"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"

by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

Ass-kickery

The art of destroying and demolishing someone or something.

She had preformed ass-kickery

by Peepee-sheets December 21, 2018