Pi Kappa Phi

Huge bunch of Wieners.

"Are you going to rush Pi Kappa Phi?"
"Dude, PiKapps are total wieners."

by BonerMcFartPants June 2, 2007

Alpha Kappa Alpha

The "first" black sorority founded in 1908 on the campus of Howard University. The sorority is charicterized by wanna-bees and females with low self esteem before they pledge and later take on an alternate fake identity where they "appear" to be pretty and full of self-esteem and are not. There Mascot is the mirror. No community service done, only having sleep overs with Kappas.

The girl was wack and a loser and ugly before she pledged AKA, and now she thinks she's all that. Alpha Kappa Alpha.

by skee-yo May 30, 2006

Tau Kappa Epsilon

The biggest and fakest fraternity ever. Consisting of no real pledge process in which you get to know your pledge brothers and fraternity brothers who pledged before you. The size of "Teek" gets to be over 30 brothers who just want to drink, smoke, and not contribute to society. 2 brothers will pass each other in the hall and have no idea who the other person is. All they will know them by is that they are wearing the same letters. Go greek or go TKE

Tau Kappa Epsilon is the most illegitimate fraternity out there. Join a real one, it looks better on your resume, trust me.

by slappy mcdappy March 28, 2011

Kappa Kappa Kappa

As fucked up as it is, this is a real sorority. From what I've heard they're all white and mostly located in the south. Called "Tri-Kaps" for short, or also...

Damn dogg, Halloween's over. Why are those Tri-Kap girls all dressed up like ghosts?

by Nick D November 12, 2003

Kappa Xi Omega

The Sorority that knows how to party. The best family anyone could ask for.

Kappa Xi Omega birthday weekends. Something youll never remember.

by 3weeks4alifetime April 22, 2011

Alpha Kappa Alpha

The first African American sorority founded in 1908 by twenty women. Unfortunately, because the sorority was founded on social principles and shunned helping to make the world a better place, members of the undergraduate chapter decided to create a real sorority founded on principles of sisterhood and service, and Delta Sigma Theta was born. Typical stereotype is that of a "pretty" girl, completely absorbed with fashion and public perception. Also unfortunately, many of the women who typically pledge Alpha Kappa Alpha are women with low self-esteem, who want to be viewed as a beautiful woman with much to offer. They are hardly ever seen in the community. Their "pretty" image could have been a positive one for black women, but has served to alienate many.

AKA 1: Girl, look at her. She is so ugly. She can never be pretty like US.

AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!

75 years later...

Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.

by Intelligence Is Key February 11, 2008

Knapsack

A term intended to offend. Used as an insult, meant to replace terms like shithead, fuck-bag, asshole.

I hate that guy he's such a fucking knapsack.

by rollingtortilla September 14, 2014