Cunning Kit

1. A phrase used by husbands (Australian sailors) referring to money that the wife does not know about.

2. Money saved up for a rainy day (generally kept secret from spouse who might spend it.

Let's go out 'whoring on' or gettin smashed (drinkin) with the boys! How much have you got in your 'Cunning Kit?'

by OhSmeg October 1, 2010

rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

by Nic April 20, 2005

thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

no kit no win

describes a situation in cs:go where the counter terrorist fails to defuse the bomb in time due to the lack of a defuse kit

no kit no win

by dudeDot December 12, 2018

dirty kit

the antibacterial bag that separates dirty from clean.

hey mate have you bought your dirty kit yet?

by steven146 August 29, 2020

lip kit by kylie

Lip Kit by Kylie is an expensive piece of shit. It includes a lip pencil and a matte finish goo. Each shade she creates is named by some of her sentimental stuff (like her sister and grandmother). Kylie Jenner launched this lip kit in 2015 inspired by her lip enhancers.

Some wannabe bitches also buy these to be noticed by Kylie.

" I'm wearing Lip Kit by Kylie right now, you know that?"

"You're wearing 29 dollars on your lips, you know that?"

by the lost kardashian July 9, 2016

bruise kit

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.

"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"

by sUnfloWer Truther May 22, 2022