Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
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The man who can’t catch fish.
Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.
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The man who can’t catch fish
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Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.
Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.
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a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind
"oh look its baby photos of kirk"
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Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.
"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."
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Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.
"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."
by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023
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