kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017

Kiddie

Kelsey Caramanica

Kelsey caramanica is such a kiddie

by Kelsey's dad August 13, 2017

Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her June 10, 2018

kiddiekummer

When someone has no younger siblings so they go for people of their own age who happen to look a lot younger to compensate.

Margaret: I actually think he's really hot

Kara: Ew, he's literally 5 feet !

Margaret: Ugh fuck I know I'm into it, I have a shitty case of kiddiekummer

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

kiddimausi

On of mother earths most interesting creations. It may only exist in a cat-friendly area.

A kiddimausi likes food and music. And has no DJ-abilites whatsoever.

I spotted a kiddimausi.

by Kiddimauso May 28, 2019