Kanutch

Chewing with your mouth wide open, smacking your lips while eating something

Shaniqua, stop kanutching on that Italian sausage!

by MuhFucka Jones January 26, 2024

kanjar

an amazing meal

"omg i want a kanjar for lunch"

by shashasoowpawow May 11, 2024

Kanjari

whore , bitch , prostitute

that kanjari left me

by pagal dog April 21, 2025

Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe

"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy

by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018

Tovo Kanjo and forward!

Expression used to comfort person whose car got destroyed in an accident. Phrase is a combination of four words:
Tovo - misspelled "Toyo", name of the japanese tyre company
Kanjo - Kanjo is a subculture based in Osaka which is centered around Hondas and street racing on one of highway loops.
and forward! - "don't give up and go forward!"

K: Dude I took my Civic for a spin yesterday and yeeted into the fucking guardrail! My Civic is fucking ruined!

C: Mate stop whining! Tovo Kanjo and forward!

by 2137 June 1, 2019

King Kanute Syndrome

A suffer refuses to see the world has moved on , and through their own sense of entitlement believes things should only be the way they want them to be. i.e. If the tide shouldn't come in, then it shouldn't cos they say so ! Just like King Kanute.

Business changes, Pil thought it should work the way he and his company wanted, and refused to see the world had changed. He suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
Henri decided that the court can only rule his/her way on child maintenance, the facts said different. Henri suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.

by The Count of Porkmeister July 5, 2019

Sleepy kanji

When you fall asleep at a party while sober as a bird.

Dude I totally pulled a sleepy kanji last night!

by Haunterusedlick January 17, 2022