Kangaroo

A girl we all know

Hi kangaroo

by Bo$$ June 5, 2016

kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade May 3, 2018

Kangaroos

Dangeroos without knives

MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos

by thehunn January 26, 2018

Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

creepin kangaroo

When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.

When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.

by Madame Breaux psychic October 12, 2020

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023