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Jonny Apples

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples
by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year
"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."
by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024
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Jonny

A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry
Rick : "Look, It's Jonny!"

Harold : " Your majesty has arrived. What a prick."
by Majestic89 November 22, 2021
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Jonny

A sexist, racist, and annoying person. He is an an annoying person and nobody likes him. unlike his sister Jillian who is nice and funny.
hey look Its that jonny again!
by urboysam May 7, 2019
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Jonnie Lean in

Whilst playing table tennis a server will lean over the table in an attempt to gain a greater angle whilst serving the ball.
Warren completed a Jonnie Lean in to get a greater advantage whilst serving.
by The Rough December 2, 2013
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Jonny Hawkins

A very sexy man who's put up with and gotten past a lot of shit from life from losing family to just bullshit from people, whom also is frontman for rock band Nøthing Møre.
That musician Jonny Hawkins really is something, another shirtless rock god.
by Axl_Cat June 12, 2019
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