Jonny

Condom

Have you got a Jonny

by Isnrbhxksm November 1, 2020

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

Jonny

If your named John or Jonny go eat poop bro

Jonny is ugly ew

by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022

Jonny Roberts

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.

OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!

by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010

jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018