Jerry

An old person. Short for geriatric.

This Jerry is driving too slow!

by NAeX October 25, 2018

Jerry

A sweet yet vicious man. Don't get on his bad side he will rip you apart. He is loving and gentle when you are on his good side. You can't get any better then a Jerry. They are amazing people. Good in bed and a smooth talker. Always surprising you with what they say. Sexy in every way you'd want and need.

Girl: Man that Jerry is one fine fucker.
Me: Thats my Jerry back off.

by ullfigureitout July 5, 2012

Tom and Jerry

A cartoon of a cat named Tom and a Mouse named Jerry that go out of their way fuck with one another. A show usely aired on cartoon network and is enjoyable to watch while smoking reefer. Jerry is always making tom look like his bitch.

*You and Friend watching Tom and Jerry
Friend: You see Jerry just drop one kilo on Toms head?
You: Yeah Jerry's that nigga

by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009

Jerry

Jerry is the person that will make you laugh when ever you guys are talking no matter if you are just texting or on a call. He is the person to turn a bad day into a good one. Jerry is funny, caring, handsome and an amazing guy all together. Jerry is one of the hottest guys you will meet.

Jerry is an amazing person.

by ••Teya•• October 26, 2019

Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.

When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.

by Kars March 24, 2008

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

by Rosh507 December 14, 2014