Jeanette

A very beautiful crazy girl that walks into walls at target, gets busy with the printer/copier/scanner, gets caught getting busy, is scared of hamsters yawning, hates lactose! always has her friends laughing so hard their stomachs hurt! you need to find the next jeanette nearest you!

i need a laugh, do a jeanette!

by lovem3 March 23, 2010

Jean Paul

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.

I am so jealous of Jean Paul.

Jean Paul is a great lover.

by skaterdudeO912 January 31, 2010

jean boner

the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.

girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.

by woaaah May 28, 2008

jean claude van damme

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"

by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

Jeancy

Jeancy is a young man who if funny as hell. He can talk a lot of shit.

Jeancy is funny

by Princesslex June 16, 2019

Baggy Jean Loser

What you call someone when he looks stupid in an outfit or just in general

Hey you see Dino over there, he kinda looks like a baggy jean loser

by DarthAntho November 30, 2021

Jean-Marc

1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.

2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.

Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!

by Brian Ralph Johnson September 5, 2010