squarty jarty

What you become when you can't Imagine playing games during the week when you have exams and projects due.

Hey man, want to play CS:GO?

Nah, can't. I'm a Squarty Jarty.

by Wyceps April 15, 2020

Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

International Jarrett Stidham Day

On April 4th, we will celebrate national Jarrett Stidham day, as he wears #4 for the Patriots.

“Do you know what day it is today”
“It’s International Jarrett Stidham Day!”

by depressedbostonfan April 4, 2021

The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.

Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...

by Rindor August 25, 2021

Sage Jarret

dumbass, but i love them

really fine

massive tits

“damn u really sage jarret today”

by k7GO82 March 4, 2022

Chase Jarrett

Chase Jarrett is a small prepubescent man-child who's dick is as small as a walnut and only capable of pleasuring a kindergarten girl. Chase is very uncapable of pulling women and is stuck having a picnic with the friendzone. My mans has a forehead the size of the twin towers and waiting to be struck by multiple arab Terrorists airplanes. My mans has a bitch count of my desexed dogs testicales. Chases is only able to shave upwards and has a constant irritation to his genital area.

Damn is that chase Jarrett hes has no bitches!

by Cutie is so delicious December 1, 2022