Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.
Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her
Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a very extra girl. She is thinks she's ugly ,but she's really not. She'll laugh at almost anything. Don't forget just about everything scares her. She's sweet and kind in her own way. She might seem mean and cold hearted ,but just get to know her she'll warm your heart. She won't fall for everyone so if she falls for you cherish the moments you have with her. If you break her heart it is most likely her friends will have to have a talk with you. So if you ever find a Jordan don't give up any precious time you have with her.
Boy1: "Hey she isn't so cold hearted after all. She really is a true Jordan."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."
by Jordan's fallen for J. February 27, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.
Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.
I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.
I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.
by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.A sporty guy with blonde hair. Heś always joking around and is a good friend. But you have to be careful because he can be stolen away from you as easily he can be your friend. He is also a bitch sometimes!! :)
Girl 1: Omg that kids a total Jordan!!
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
by 😂funnydefintions😂 March 4, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
by Poetmama December 17, 2018
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.
by Foxtreats January 12, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!
If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )
If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )
by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018
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