curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are saggy and resemble meatloaf

Bitch had a huge meatloaf curtain!

by Heather Coffery February 24, 2009

balogna curtains

meat flaps on a vagina.the folds of flesh on and around a vagina

that girls pussy could fly away with flaps, or thats a balogna and cheese samich!open the balogna curtains ,dinner
is served

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. April 26, 2006

beer curtains

n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.

n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.

Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.

Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.

by merlot2k1 July 24, 2008

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003