Fair Field

Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.

Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer

by Jim Dwane July 7, 2011

Mine Field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.

"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."

by Maverick and Goose November 7, 2008

field fairy

a women like man who plays soccer

Robert Wickham is a field fairy

by field fairy April 11, 2014

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

Tromilishing fields

Tromilishing fields is a term used to describe the state of euphoria and joy experienced by farmers when their crops have grown exceptionally well and the yield is abundant. It is a combination of the words "tromp," which means to walk heavily or stomp, and "flourishing," which means to thrive or prosper. The term suggests that the farmers are so excited about their bountiful crops that they cannot contain their happiness and walk around the fields in a heavy and exuberant manner. It is a colloquial expression often used in farming communities to describe a successful harvest and the resulting feeling of satisfaction and delight.

The UK farmer family's daughter is tromilishing fields with the bountiful apple harvest she reaped.

P.S. first definition generated by DANgpt!

by Hornymonster March 15, 2023

Tilt the field

When a player who is so good it's as though his team is moving downhill.

Tom Brady is the GOAT!
No man, it ain't even a QB. LT is the GOAT. That dude would tilt the field

by DJG220 August 26, 2021