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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Cuddle struggle

When you don't want to move because your pet is snuggling with you.
I can't get out of bed this morning because Daisy looks so comfortable.

That's the cuddle struggle.
by Journey Man August 28, 2019
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Power struggle

A few more things on a list of things people might struggle over are North/South, East/West, revenge, have/have not, meek/bold, and the list goes on to about anything you can think of. People will say/do about anything to get other people to agree/compromise with them getting what they want in the end.
Of course the person or group would say the power struggle was about equality or fairness, something that sounded more noble or righteous than it really was, since all people know that life isn't really fair for anybody. They knew that as kids, before they got good at deceiving people to make money.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021
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Struggle Cucking

Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
by D Rod 612 March 15, 2025
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The Gilbert Struggle.

The feeling in the morning (Or anytime really) where you struggle with the decision to take your sweatpants or pajamas off.
Is that guy really wearing sweatpants to a strip club? He must be on the Gilbert Struggle.
by HiggsDaBossMan January 28, 2014
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black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color
by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023
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Struggle Mug

A person who does not have an attractive face.
Wow look at him. He really does have a struggle mug for a face.
by Mysticview23 February 11, 2024
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