Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

flesh snorkle

a big ass nose so fucking big you use it to breath underwater.

"damn george, you have a fucking flesh snorkle!" "no i don't :("

by 242424242424242424oz July 17, 2021

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.

dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.

by DT105CF May 30, 2013

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010