Mr Cone

The funny guy on twitter (@MrCone_)

Ayyy its the funny guy Mr Cone

by Mr Cone November 7, 2020

going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.

Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”

by District May 1, 2018

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017

twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014

cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

DJ cone

A song producer, typically produces non-vocal tracks, typically in the style of instrumentals, But original tracks. Officially, his debut track was memories, this is disputed on Apple Music due to a technical issue on their part it seems and so there may be some argument as to what his debut track was.

John. “Have you heard the tune? “Paul, “what one, memories by DJ Cone?“John, yes. It’s definitely a big one “

by Brian badondi December 30, 2019

Frontal Cone

The Frontal Cone is a sexual position as to where the male stands over the women lying on the ground. He then ejaculates over the women in a cone like arc.

Did you hear what Andy did to his wife Nahz the other day? He gave her a frontal cone all over her/

by Daddyog555 April 11, 2021