waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
by irish donkey June 29, 2006
Get the waxing the flagpole mug.

wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm
"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."
by Daddy Doo August 30, 2008
Get the wash and wax mug.

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.
"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
Get the wax noses mug.

ass wax

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax
by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006
Get the ass wax mug.

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.
Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing
by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017
Get the dolphin waxing mug.

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way
"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass
by El Elemento May 30, 2015
Get the Wax and tax mug.