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Minecraft

a game that looks just as shitty as mario
minecraft Is me fevoriete gein
by MrMCYT May 19, 2017
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Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019
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A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size
Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.
by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021
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It’s better than all the games, so much creativity can be put into one game. Because it all combines, everyone comes together and makes amazing things. It all started with notch, the creator of minecraft. As minecraft develops, the game increases in creativity. It’s just an explosion of imagination!
Julianna: Hey, Victoria! Let’s play minecraft!
Victoria: K! Let me get my computer!
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A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.
Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.
by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020
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Minecraft is often described as a ‘sandbox game’. This means that it’s a virtual land where users can create their own worlds and experiences, using building blocks, resources discovered on the site and their own creativity.
Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks. At first, people built structures to protect against nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things.
It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea.
by mikebilly04 June 26, 2016
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hey kyle pass the minecraft
by yeetieskeetie August 30, 2019
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