But I still got paid anyway

The act of bragging about you gaining money or ad revenue from something planned but ceased to exist.

Man, I got fired before the paycheck,

but I still got paid anyway!

by wenisses February 17, 2018

i got talent

Slang for "I will fuck you up"

"Come this way bro I got talent bro!"

by MnM' January 21, 2018

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

bitch i got yo man

when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'

" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "

by ava002 January 10, 2020