Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

by Tilly4 January 20, 2010

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Nostril hump

Nostril hump is when you fuck a niga in da nostril. When they have a cold. Causing deep aroushole and super sweaty nads when a person is in a serious state of depression and eastenders isnt on.Nostril hump

Safe Niga, i love to fuck you in the nostril. Ur mumma is a hot peice of fudge init. Nostril hump

by Steven But Head June 19, 2008

hump

Fool, Idiot, Jerk. Derogatory term, used e.g. by 2nd generation New York Italians to denounce other caucasians.

"You think you gonna live long enough to spend that money, you fuckin' hump?"
Arty Clay (Frank Gio) in the movie "King Of New York" by Abel Ferrara (1990) (www.imdb.com/title/tt0099939)

by anna k. February 4, 2007

head hump

1. After killing an opponent in any of the Halo games, the act of standing on the dead players head, and bobbing up an down, in other words, to hump the head of your dead enemy.
2. Team humping is fun also, when members of a team get together to desecrate the body of their slain enemy.
3. In halo 3 your opponents online cannot hear you talk/gloat so "head humping" will be all the more common way of saying a polite.. "I FUCKED YOU".
4. The way in which you let the enemy know who's boss.
5. Putting noobs and bitches in their place.

J : Did you see me own that noob?
C : Yeah, and then you humped him too
JLO: It's time for a team hump next time

After no scoping a rocket wielding enemy J head humped the shit out of him.

by Justin SZLamendola October 28, 2007

hump drunk

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

by jobens April 28, 2013

Jay Hump

The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.

Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!

Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.

by teachmehowtojayhump April 22, 2011