those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
by getasitter July 11, 2023
Get the hops robbermug. Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
Get the Teacher Hoppingmug. You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
by moocher12345 August 2, 2009
Get the house hopmug. by Demofisher January 30, 2022
Get the Hop on YBAmug. A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Hop Squatsmug. A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
Get the Hop On Pilgrammedmug. by poohbear74 September 20, 2019
Get the Hop in the boxmug.