dude...that's a fucking hog leg...there is no fucking way we will ever be able to smoke that fat ass spliff!
by spliff master June 9, 2003
Get the hog legmug. by To- dawg October 3, 2006
Get the Boss Hogmug. by CODY MF WILLIAMS February 12, 2008
Get the Swet Hogmug. Alcohol.
Specifically, enough alcohol that you loose whatever inhibitions/standards you had, and you will bang a over weight to obese girl. The level of Hog Fuel consumed directly relates to the size of girl, the more Hog Fuel consumed the bigger the girl.
Specifically, enough alcohol that you loose whatever inhibitions/standards you had, and you will bang a over weight to obese girl. The level of Hog Fuel consumed directly relates to the size of girl, the more Hog Fuel consumed the bigger the girl.
Mike, are you really going to bang that girl? She is enormous!!!
"Sure am! nothing a few more shots of Hog Fuel wont put me in the mood for"
"Sure am! nothing a few more shots of Hog Fuel wont put me in the mood for"
by Mark Braska October 25, 2011
Get the Hog Fuelmug. by Robfirmino December 8, 2016
Get the hog watchermug. Similar to hogging... E-Hogging is the act of (electronically) meeting women on the internet through various means such as dating sites, chat, craigslist etc...
You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.
CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.
"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"I want to get married and have children with you."
When in actuality what you're plans are:
"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."
You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.
CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.
"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"I want to get married and have children with you."
When in actuality what you're plans are:
"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."
"So dude, you been e-hogging lately?"
"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"
Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"
"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"
Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"
by greenz0r March 30, 2009
Get the e-hoggingmug. by kyliemann July 17, 2006
Get the hog anusmug.