Horn Herpes

When a Unicorn Stallion is defeated by dark magic, there is a slight, but noticeable chance of developing bump on one horn.

Noted Side-effects: Sudden urge to throw your wife at evil. Lack of relevancy to story arc.

Shinning Armor had a bad case of horn herpes...

by _Dr_Whooves_ November 11, 2012

horseshoe-pillow

The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.

One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018

mimico herpes

a string of herpes only found in the exterior of toronto called mimico, Mimico herpes Started from a little hoe in mimco.

shit guy you got a case of the mimico herpes! guy that sucks

by klayton D W September 1, 2006

Mimico Herpes

Mimico Herpes:
a) A strain of Herpes found only in the area of Toronto, Mimico. Noone knows how it found its way there.

b)The amazing freestyle-turned-rap about one of the latest cases of Mimico Herpes, written by Jake R.

a) 1: Oh damn man, you got the Mimico Herpes from that kid...
2: Yeah damn, you heard Paolo's ex Sam got it to?

b)1: Oh damn you read the Mimico Herpes freestyle?
2: Hells yeah, you remember, Don't touch the bitch unless you want the itch?
1: Haha yeah...

by Wasta / Jake R September 2, 2006

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

Herpes Cluster

Usually (in females) herpes forms on the outside of the vagina, but in some cases (hookers and or prostitutes) it can form a cluster on the inside of the vagina.

"Man, remember that hooker you got for me for my birthday? Well while I was eating starbursts out of her fun place, I accidentally ate a Herpes Cluster. Now I have a mad rash everywhere!"

by easylovedonna February 10, 2009