harmonic

1. pertaining to harmony, as distinguished from melody and rhythm.
2. marked by harmony; in harmony; concordant; consonant.
3. Physics. of, pertaining to, or noting a series of oscillations in which each oscillation has a frequency that is an integral multiple of the same basic frequency.
4. Mathematics.
a. (of a set of values) related in a manner analogous to the frequencies of tones that are consonant.
b. capable of being represented by sine and cosine functions.
c. (of a function) satisfying the Laplace equation.

1.) I'll play the melody, you play the harmony.
2.) You need to take a vacation and get HARMONIC with your life.
3.) (self-explanatory)
4.) (self-explanatory)

by Braimp December 12, 2006

Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.

I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.

by BMWBills October 27, 2009

Brown Harmonica

A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).

EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"

by JoeyKayComedian September 26, 2009

Harold

one who makes inappropriate snowglobes

"Is there an all male, asian orgy going on in that snowglobe. Whoever made that must be a total Harold."

by billwalton4ever December 23, 2008

harmonized fart

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.

Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."

by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013

Harold Camping

A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".

His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"

Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.

Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.

by Cynics101 June 22, 2011

Harmonigga

The type of harmonica a black or uneducated person (i.e. homeless person) plays expecting pay for the shit they compose.

1. Damn, foo, you sho can play dat harmonigga!

2. Stop playing that harmonigga, you suck.

by A-Dawg1995 April 26, 2011