Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010

hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

Hamster Dance

This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!

Think of dancing hamsters.

by PatamonKid February 17, 2004

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004