Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

by Paufan December 9, 2008

A bitch and a half

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006

half gaff

half gaff is a Scottish term used to describe a party that has a smaller number of people than a usual one.

Half gaff is defined in the Scottish slang folklore as a party with not enough people to call it a full party. For example a 'party' with under 20 people would be defined as a 'half gaff'.
'Thought it was going to be a full on party last night man?'
'Nah not enough people had to be a half gaff bro.'

by djkt June 2, 2017

Six of one half dozen of the other

Used to compare two things that are the same.

Half/Half
50/50

If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.

by David October 1, 2004

Six of one half a dozen of another

It means that 6 of something is exactly the same as half a dozen of another. An analogy used to say what your doing isn't different then something else. Also used for objects or many other things that are similar or the same.

Sally: Its half past two.
Joe: Don't you mean 2:30
Sally: Six of one half a dozen of another.

by Actressgurl11 October 3, 2009

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 11, 2018