gonzo'ing

The act in which two naked males stand facing one another while rubbing their limp penis' together.

Oh my god, what are Jay and Mark doing???

I think they are gonzo'ing.

by bizzle777 January 10, 2009

fudgie gonzales

Like a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side....

"what's a 'fudgie gonzales'?"

"imagine a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side."

by inerlogic iner inerl0gic September 25, 2012

The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.

I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008

gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

by poo February 24, 2003

gonzo

1) A style of porn where there is no attempt at a story - people just have sex and someone else films it. Often very low budget.

2) A bitch with a very large nose resembling Gonzo the Muppet's.

1) Dude I made my own porno last night! I fucked this bitch while I left my webcam running. It was true gonzo style!

2) Me and my made had pig-ons with Gonzo last night. Man that slut is a whore.

by ButFli June 2, 2004

Gonzalez

Battle Elf

Gonzalez is a battle elf.

by AvalorianHuman February 23, 2019

gonzalez

a name for any mexican who smokes weed

Guy to friends: look at the mexican smoking weed!

guy to mexican: hey gonzalez, pass the doobie.

Mexican: Ttt. hey foo', back away way..

by j steezy April 17, 2008