by grippy100 February 17, 2023
teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Male Masturbation Style
you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
by gozorz October 08, 2008
when you proceed to "check a grip" you straight up gettin that money by sellin drugs or pimpin or workin or whatever it takes.
Me an my nigga finna check a grip when we slang this whole bird fa sho. Yea we'z commin up this time.
by jziliquor July 27, 2006
when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum
by fatboy one April 04, 2006
When your fucking your girl an about to pull out an she wraps her legs around you so you cum inside of her an she has you locked down for life
I was fucking a girl I just met an I went to pull out an she vise griped me because I have money.... now my life is over
by alaska899 September 03, 2015
An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs and also known as Devin Townsend.
Devin Townsend is also known to reside in Daly City, CA but was originally from Canada.
Devin Townsend is also known to reside in Daly City, CA but was originally from Canada.
Parry Grip=Devin Townsend
by Neon Pegasus December 06, 2018