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The name of the famous junior grimes, a private detective whom breaks the law as well
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Darnell Grimes

The wiser more mature alter ego/big brother of junior grimes

It’s assumed that junior IS darnell but darnell isn’t junior

Known for also being the stronger yet more merciful of the two and runs his own YouTube channel since he’s an aspiring actor and longs to leave his criminal past behind but must look after little junior as well to make sure they can stay outta trouble.

Darnell used to be a male stripper and is somewhat embarrassed by his criminal past but uses the experience to survive in these modern times as opposed to the old times. DONt EVER mess with darnell grimes, he’s cold, calculating and won’t hesitate to destroy someone’s life if it means eradicating said threat forever. Do NOT take this warning lightly

Aka “Dirty Darnell” by most people who know him personally.

Whether or not darnell grimes is good or bad is open to interpretation.
Junior: hey guys who’s the better brother of the two?

Darnell: ykno what they’re gonna say already , right?

Junior: sure do

Darnell: same

Juniors and Darnell: ME!

JuniOr: that’s funny, for a sec I thought you meant yourself

Darnell: I did, of course I’m the better of the two

Junior: I think not! clearly I’m the superior one

Darnell: junior shut up before I put your toys away

Junior: noooooooo!

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Darnell Grimes is the bigger and mature brother whereas junior is the baby.

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Darnell Grimes is an actor and former criminal, atleast that’s all he’s said about his criminal past, just that he doesn’t like to talk about it.

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Logan Grimes

A poorly judged individual whom everyone likes to judge based solely on his appearance and voice simply because everybody thinks he’s the badguy when he’s not.

Logan just wants to free people and expose the worse types than himself. he’s something of a criminal mind yet he’s not evil.

the difference between Logan grimes and evil people (companies, celebrities, politicians, etc) is that he never tries to delude you into thinking he’s a saint, he outright tells you what he’s about yet majority of people like to lie to your face and pretend to be your best friend.

Logan Grimes is a dream disguised as a nightmare....or was it the other way around?

Also, yes he’s a SoundCloud rapper, actor, writer, Internet gangster, dancer and former PI

it’s junior grimes (Logan) who were talking about , right? Duh!
Logan grimes has commited so many crimes and done wrong to so many people without any ounce of remorse and for what? Because he’s damaged and flawed and is in pain

Logan/junior needs the sympathy for his crimes as he can’t help himself and is the innocent criminal

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Logan: let’s go back to my place, girl

Nikki: omg your too bad of a boy for me to do that

Logan: I wasn’t asking ;)

Nikki: 0_o

Logan: I can see feel your desire

Nikki: omg your right. I want you badly , J!

*both proceed to make out and get naked*
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Darnell Grimes

A british youtuber (or aussie i think possibly) best known for the batman comic book that the entire internet can’t seem to shut up about. Auditioned for the new wolverine and batman but was rejected as far as I’m aware but charming enough to be considered a top contender for some superhero roles.

Darnell looks like he’s got potential, unlike his immature younger brother “junior” aka the rap king of rhyme (prince of chaos)
*darnell performing on stage*

Darnell: “sometimes I feel like I do—“ 🎵

Audience: you suck!

Random 1: aw come on give him a chance!

Darnell: ....

Crowd: Darnell! Darnell! Darnell!

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Darnell: people either hate you or love you OR both, I’m Darnell grimes and an extreme example of an actor that barely made it

People: this guy sucks at acting
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Junior Grimes

Don’t be a junior grimes

Junior grimes is living proof of his own existence
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James Grimes

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”
James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf
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Mr Grimes

the coolest teacher ever, fun and sarcastic yet caring and educative to his pupils. Known as “mr J” or “old J”

Typically let’s his kids do whatever they want but is by NO MEANS a pushover which is partly why mr Grimes is respected and sometimes feared

Mr Grimes is what teachers sees themselves as but are far from being. Mr Grimes is the REAL DEAL when it comes to cool teachers
Mr grimes: alright class we’ll continue you on the millenium falcons internal structure after lunch when we return , any questions?

Sadie: yea um, do we still gotta do the homework from our old teacher before you took over?

Mr Grimes: nah just toss in the garbage

Sadie: yay!

Mr Grimes: Is it better to be feared or respected ? Is it too much to ask for both?

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Student: omg Mr Grimes!! It’s me Roland, your old student

Mr Grimes: ah yes, Roland how’s it goin??

Roland: still trying to make it work

Mr Grimes: well not if you keep falling asleep in class

Roland: aw dang yea

Mr Grimes: *gives him adderall*

Roland: woaw thnx mr Grimes

Mr grimes: don’t mention it kiddo

Mr Grimes IS BOSS
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