dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.

I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"

by Mydaho January 12, 2009

Cheese Grill

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

by FeralUser1690 June 30, 2009

Indiana Grillface

An oral sex method in which a partner simultaneously gives cunnilingus (usually with tongue insertion) to the female recipient and inserts their nose into their anus, thereby resembling the penetrating partner pressing their face against the grill of a car . Cleaning out the rectum beforehand is recommended. This can also be done vice versa.

Maria: so how was your weekend?
Brianna: Awesome! We tried out the Indiana Grillface!

by Kim Jong Putin February 27, 2019

GRILF

a more mature dilf, a dilf that is still attractive, but has reached a higher age bracket.(50-60)

I watched this year's Super Bowl halftime show in hopes of getting to see the GRILF gods, The Rolling Stones.

by vapeaurmauve December 13, 2006

Grilled

In graffiti terminology, any surface (electric box, vacant store windows, garbage cans) that has been tagged by so many writers there is little or no space for more. Typically crews don't (or at least shouldn't) claim such spots due to the high traffic and freewall nature of these spots it would be arrogant to claim such a communal spot as your own crew's. This kind of spot varies from other spots because taggers may write over one another on a griller without an intentional "diss" on the other writer - most writers would consider it a diss though but it may be overlooked on a common spot such as a grilled box.

ex. 1
Guy 1: "Hey doggie wanna go catch some writes?"
Guy 2: "Sure fool I gotta go reclaim that spot i got dissed at"
Guy 1: "Man that's a grilled ass window i wouldn't worry about it"
Guy 2: "Well fuck it Ima murk that fool anyway!!!!"
Guy 1: "K"

ex. 2

"Homie that whole corner is grilled as fuck in every color!!!"

by dopelesshopefiend December 27, 2013

grill (aka: fronts, and golds or any variation thereof)

dental jewelry.

My grill's krunk. Or... I gots to polish my fronts, ahh snap! Or... "show dem golds."

by cattle battle September 13, 2006

grilf

Grandma I'd Like To Fuck

I know she's your grandma, but she's a hot grilf.

by Arcanetou December 30, 2003