alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003