golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.

"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"

by sanchez45 April 13, 2013

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.

(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)

by Golden Dude July 7, 2009

Golden Whistle

When receiving fellatio, a male urinates into the performing females mouth and all over her face and body if he prefers.

Last night when Kimmy was blowing me I gave her a golden whistle.

by AJax Mydick September 21, 2010

Golden Raider

when you're shagging a chick in the arse and you piss instead of cumming

I went all Golden Raider on my girlfriend lastnight! She leaked all night long

by PsychoStoo June 24, 2017