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Paul Giamatti snow globe

An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.

Try it on your friends.
Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.
by MyWayEntertainment January 10, 2009
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Globe

Who knows what its used for these days.
"And I spun it, and I spun it, and I spun it, AND THEN I SLAMMED MY FINGER DOWN and that's why I decided to invade Iraq."
by JBo June 1, 2005
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Snow Globing

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top, and the guy grabs her by the waist and starts to move her up and down to create faster, harder penetration. This motion resembles the shaking of a snow globe.
I was riding him cowgirl style last night, and he started snow globing me so he could finish.
by snowglober129 February 6, 2010
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global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.
Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!
by Brian August 29, 2005
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Aqua Globing

The Aqua Globe, an "as seen on tv" decorative glass tube used for watering house plants, is filled with an energy drink, espresso, or GHB then inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure and prolonged erections. Sometimes referred as "globing" or "gerbil drowning", this practice is common among homosexual males at trendy night clubs.
Hey Les, bring some Red Bull we can do some Aqua Globing at the Sebastian's rave tonight.
by skunkman62 August 5, 2008
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Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.
I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.
by tastycat April 2, 2007
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Globull Warming

Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.

Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
It's 5 degrees in Spokane, WA, right now. Fuck Globull Warming!
by tuftskins December 10, 2009
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