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glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.
Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009
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gastro-opticalendectomy

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.
The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.
by electrician January 31, 2010
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Gaston

Gaston is bum
by Epicgamertimee November 16, 2019
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gastronaut

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.
He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.
by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011
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Gaster Blaster

A sexual act where one person chugs an entire gallon of milk while giving oral sex. Then vomits the milk at high velocity at their partner's penis.
Girl: I'm just about ready to use my ultimate move.

Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*
by VolcanoKaiser November 19, 2019
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Neo-Gastonist

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023
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glastocopic

Verb-

Any person or persons who askes a question in which they already know the answer too.
If you are having a party and there is people dancing and being loud and your neighbor askes "Are you having a party?"

That person is being glastocopic...
by Bill Bynum January 28, 2004
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