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Disco Gash

When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.
"Mate pulled this bird in Cardiff last night. Gorgeous she was, face, tits, legs, all perfect. But when I got her back to mine and pulled down her panties I was almost knocked out by her disco gash!"
by HAYLODICKS July 3, 2009
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sweaty gash

female genitalia suffereing from persperation.
ive got a right sweaty gash bab.
by ghost57 August 22, 2006
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gash on a lash

1) A mistress or a "bit on the side".

2) Someone willng to accept a booty call.
Boris: Who's that then Scotsman?

Scotsman: She's my gash on a lash.

Boris: That's disguating Scotsman.
by scotsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009
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salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality
"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
by beroxro October 20, 2009
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Gash Stache

Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.

~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.
by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
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Gash Wind

Same as a fanny fart.
Air expelled from a vagina, sometimes whilst fucking and especialy with doggy style. Some women can do this at will such as my friend Michelle Handley who claims it displays great muscle control ! She can expell wind from her gash similar to a fanny fart, ie Gash Wind
by Rootbeard January 15, 2009
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Gash Flow

A penurious period in which you are unable to spend any money because you're waiting on funds that people are due you. Gash Flow is an acronym of Gash (meaning rubbish or poor) and Cash Flow.
'Hey Stoz - you coming to the pub tonight?' 'Can't mate - I've got gash flow at the moment!
by Kaiz2001 July 14, 2011
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