A fat little cum fucker who always ruins your day no matter what. He is fat, short and ugly and always has a way to piss you off.
by Riz0525 February 2, 2020
Get the Gagemug. by GrandDragonMan July 17, 2022
Get the Gagemug. by 333xan333 October 19, 2018
Get the Gage Welchmug. by -Gracie February 3, 2022
Get the Gagemug. The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .
Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021
Get the Gagemug. someone who is very GAY. If anyone named Gage is straight, they’re lying. sorry, i don’t make the rules.
by 69crackwhore69 October 26, 2019
Get the Gagemug. by Frog1725 April 22, 2025
Get the gagemug.