Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 1, 2017

freshman ripper

Any upper classman who has a thing for freshman girls

Yeah Jacob is freshman ripper he tries to get a new one every week

by schlingy22 February 10, 2017

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings April 19, 2017

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023

Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.

Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.

by College Success July 31, 2017

Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

by Rytic June 15, 2013

Freshman year

The best year of high school. You’re fresh out of middle school and it’s not as bad as your teachers described it. The classes are easy and the teachers take it easy on you because it’s your first year. The only downside is that you’re the youngest in high school & the other grades might hate you. Freshman year is middle school pt 2. This is also the year where you make new friends and meet new people. Enjoy freshman year because it flies by.

“What grade are you entering”?
“Freshman year”
“Dang, you’re lucky”

by TEEGUY July 3, 2024